A holiday's greetings to a dear friend.
"Hope you had a blast where ever you went - I'm gonna pretend you went somewhere cool, like the International Space Station so then I can pester you for stories about massive space wars that you incited in a galaxy far, far away where you saved the galaxy from intergalactic bears with lasers shooting from their eyes, and hot green alien chicks that you seduced in order to get them to betray enemy secrets that you ultimately used to kill the braintrust that turned out to be a collective of evil purple unicorns. Nice.
Happy 2010, and you better have plenty of pictures of hot alien chicks in compromising zero-gravity positions. Nice =)."
