A dear friend returned home today from a two month excursion into the future. When asked how it was, she replied: "Hot". Proceeding to stock up on ice and slurpees.
Ecstatic surprise is 5'8" in stature. Mild disappointment measures in at 6'9".
Day previous, had a long discussion concerning the evolution of Skynet, and the inevitable machine takeover, with none other than the leader of the human resistance himself. Bemusedly, said leader questioned the veritability of this blog's URL title, clearly looking far too deeply into this matter.
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Bored, once again browsing paracliques. Wet work anticipation grows in the tedious atmosphere of the dry analysis. Soon, soon, off with their heads!
Monday looks to be more than meets the eye. MI-BA-BLA-BA-SPLOSIONS!!!
Arrests were made to several thousand follicular criminals today. Eventually brought in on charges of refusing to cooperate with the law of gravity.
Saturday night TV shows suck. Really. Meantime, MSN is fucking up. All the while, Big Brother and his 7342MB of storage-space-per-user is watching. Frustration incites ideas of a Geldofian venture. In a world where superficiality is a lie that mirrors a lie, ignition can be a string of fancy lettering on a page somewhere. Go find it. Go ride the lightning.
Your turn.
At least I don't talk to fish.
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